so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
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Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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