You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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