Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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