Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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