I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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