Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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