it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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