How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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