you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
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so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
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Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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