called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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