Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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