i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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