i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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