...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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