I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
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Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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