i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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