Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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