His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
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Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
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You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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