Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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