wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!