BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
Pick me up at 9.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?