It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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