Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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