Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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