remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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