Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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