If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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