bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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