He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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