just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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