Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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