She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
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Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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