I wannas sexs uuuuu
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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