who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
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I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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