I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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