i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
operation have a gay friend backfired
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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