now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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