Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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