marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
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Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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