she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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