I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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