I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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