this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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