you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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