as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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