Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
