The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Sponge bath it is.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
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he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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