i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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