i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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