Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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