my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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