He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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