:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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