She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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